Archive for the ‘She Said What?’ Category
Nancy Pelosi Talks Anvils
It felt like a 10-pound anvil was lifted off my head
When asked about her comment, President Bush stated, “It felt like a Pelosi sized hemorrhoid was pulled out of my ass“. I guess they’re even. Okay, just kidding, but you know he was thinking it.
Sphere: Related ContentUnderstatement
The 111th Congress will hit the ground running in January with an ambitious schedule that corresponds with the opportunities and challenges that we face as a country
Sphere: Related ContentThe opening days of the Congress will be intense
Caroline Kennedy Is Dismayed
I was really surprised and dismayed by my voting record
I’m glad it’s been brought to my attention
Do the people of New York really need someone serving in the Senate that is clueless about her own actions until they are brought to her attention?
Sphere: Related ContentBankruptcy Is Not An Option
I believe that an intervention will happen
Sphere: Related ContentEverybody is disadvantaged by bankruptcy, including our economy, so that’s not an option
Knocking Them Back
When liberals start acting like they’re opposed to pre-marital sex and mothers having careers, you know McCain’s vice presidential choice has knocked them back on their heels.
09/03/2008
Smoking Kills
Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
Paris Hilton Solves The Energy Problem
Hey America, I’m Paris Hilton and I’m a celebrity too
Only I’m not from the olden days and I’m not promising change like that other guy. I’m just hot
We can do limited offshore drilling with strict environmental oversight while creating tax incentives to get Detroit making hybrid and electric cars. … Energy crisis solved, I’ll see you at the debates, bitches
I’ll see you at the White House!
The Land Where No One Cares
Everywhere you go to no one cares. No one
We’ve been everywhere, and it’s really bad when you’re calling shelters and the shelters don’t have any family places for you to go
And I got my kids sitting out here in 90 degree weather in a hot car with no place to go
– Shamika Jones talks about her family being stranded in Atlanta. Once the local media aired her story, she found out that lots of people cared.
Too bad one group was an auto dealer with no idea that giving this family a Chevy Suburban probably wasnt a good idea, being that they are homeless, out of work, and most likely cannot afford the gas to move the vehicle.
Morons Traumatize Students
They were traumatized, but we wanted them to be traumatized
That’s how they get the message
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Hillary Clinton Suspends Her Campain
Although we weren’t able to shatter that highest, hardest glass ceiling this time, thanks to you, it’s got about 18 million cracks in it
The light is shining through like never before, filling us all with the hope and the sure knowledge that the path will be a little easier next time
It would break my heart if, in falling short of my goal, I in any way discouraged any of you from pursuing yours
When you stumble, keep faith. And, when you’re knocked down, get right back up and never listen to anyone who says you can’t or shouldn’t go on
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