Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.

Hey America, I’m Paris Hilton and I’m a celebrity too

Only I’m not from the olden days and I’m not promising change like that other guy. I’m just hot

We can do limited offshore drilling with strict environmental oversight while creating tax incentives to get Detroit making hybrid and electric cars. … Energy crisis solved, I’ll see you at the debates, bitches

I’ll see you at the White House!

Watch the video here.

Everywhere you go to no one cares. No one

We’ve been everywhere, and it’s really bad when you’re calling shelters and the shelters don’t have any family places for you to go

And I got my kids sitting out here in 90 degree weather in a hot car with no place to go

– Shamika Jones talks about her family being stranded in Atlanta. Once the local media aired her story, she found out that lots of people cared.

Too bad one group was an auto dealer with no idea that giving this family a Chevy Suburban probably wasnt a good idea, being that they are homeless, out of work, and most likely cannot afford the gas to move the vehicle.

They were traumatized, but we wanted them to be traumatized

That’s how they get the message

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Although we weren’t able to shatter that highest, hardest glass ceiling this time, thanks to you, it’s got about 18 million cracks in it

The light is shining through like never before, filling us all with the hope and the sure knowledge that the path will be a little easier next time

It would break my heart if, in falling short of my goal, I in any way discouraged any of you from pursuing yours

When you stumble, keep faith. And, when you’re knocked down, get right back up and never listen to anyone who says you can’t or shouldn’t go on

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My erroneous words and deeds angered and saddened the Chinese people, and I sincerely apologise for this

I’m willing to participate in any earthquake relief activity and to do my utmost to help Chinese people affected by the disaster

In light of the negative reaction that Sharon Stone’s inappropriate remarks have triggered, Dior China has decided to immediately cancel and stop any advertisements, marketing campaigns and commercial activities associated with Sharon Stone

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You know, it was very interesting because at first I am not happy about the way the Chinese are treating the Tibetans, because I don’t think anyone should be unkind to anyone else, and so I have been very concerned about how to think and what to do about that because I don’t like that

Then I have been concerned about, oh, how shall we deal with the Olympics? Because they are not being nice to the Dalai Lama, who is a good friend of mine

And then this earthquake and all this stuff happened and I thought, ‘Is that karma, when you’re not nice that the bad things happen to you?

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You can declare yourself anything, but if you don’t have the votes, it doesn’t matter

Once we include Florida and Michigan, neither Senator Obama nor I will have enough delegates to get the nomination, so there is no way that this is going to end anytime soon, because we’re going to keep fighting for the nomination

Just today I found some curious support for that position when one of the TV networks released an analysis done by - of all people - Karl Rove, saying that I was the stronger candidate

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I’m going to make my case until we have a nominee, but we’re not going to have one today and we’re not going to have one tomorrow and we’re not going to have one the next day

This is nowhere near over, none of us is going to have the number of delegates we’re going to need to get to the nomination

Right now, more people have voted for me than have voted for my opponent

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Oh, I didn’t want to do this

I didn’t know she was going to be here

We’ve got to get the Republicans out of there

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