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Mark Spitz Talks About Phelps
It goes to show you that not only is this guy the greatest swimmer of all time and the greatest Olympian of all time, he’s maybe the greatest athlete of all time
He’s the greatest racer who ever walked the planet
One word: epic
– Seven time gold medal winner Mark Spitz talks after Michael Phelps wins his seventh gold medal.
Michael Phelps’ Dreams
Dream as big as you can dream and anything is possible
I am sort of in a dream world
Sometimes I have to pinch myself to make sure it is real
Another Quayle Dropping
I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.
Test Pattern #65: It’s Time
Today was Day #6 of the Republican House “staycation”. There were still no Democrats to be found on the floor.
It’s been one week since the first group of Republicans remained on the floor to do the people’s business. In that week 30,000 people have signed the petition to Call Back Congress, and Nancy Pelosi sold just 3,000 books.
The American people will not get relief if Congress doesn’t start talking about it. Call Speaker Pelosi’s office and ask her to Call Back Congress.
Also posted to YouTube and DailyMotion.
Barack Obama Is A Liar
During the middle of a campaign you are always worried about taking some time off – that’s the nature of the job
But you know I have been going pretty much straight for 18 months now
– Barack Obama talks about not having a vacation in 18 months, yet he took one in March of this year, just 5 months ago.
Paris Hilton Solves The Energy Problem
Hey America, I’m Paris Hilton and I’m a celebrity too
Only I’m not from the olden days and I’m not promising change like that other guy. I’m just hot
We can do limited offshore drilling with strict environmental oversight while creating tax incentives to get Detroit making hybrid and electric cars. … Energy crisis solved, I’ll see you at the debates, bitches
I’ll see you at the White House!
Jacques Rogge Won’t Apologize
The conditions you were working in on Tuesday were not good
I am not going to make an apology for something that the IOC is not responsible for
We are not running the Internet in China
Barack Obama Gets Slick With Oil
My interest is in making sure we’ve got the kind of comprehensive energy policy that can bring down gas prices
If, in order to get that passed, we have to compromise in terms of a careful, well thought-out drilling strategy that was carefully circumscribed to avoid significant environmental damage — I don’t want to be so rigid that we can’t get something done
Ehud Olmert Is Stepping Down
I have decided not to compete in the primaries in Kadima
I will resign from my role as prime minister to allow a new leader to form a new government efficiently and quickly
– Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert announces he is stepping down. Of course, this comes at a time when he is facing possible corruption charges, so it’s only natural for him to want to get out of the public eye as soon as possible.
We’re All Going To Die, Get Over It
No one wants to die
And yet death is the destination we all share
No one has ever escaped it






