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Archive for April, 2009

The president is following the situation closely

Shouldn’t the president be leading a response rather than “following the situation”?

We are deeply concerned and we are following it very closely

Specifically, we are now focused on this particular act of piracy and the seizure of a ship that carries 21 American citizens

More generally, we think the world must come together to end the scourge of piracy

The dress Miley is wearing tonight is perfect, and so are these earrings because they convert into fishing lines real quick

You’ve been using this joke forever, and that didn’t even make sense, but you just wanted to use it

It’s not that funny, you’re just upset because I busted you about it

That wasn’t even the question, the question was about if you get sick of me and now you’re talking about fishing lines. It doesn’t make sense — so do you love me or not?

There are three or four techniques that could have been used, from unconventional forces to standoff capabilities, to say: ‘We’re not going to tolerate a North Korean missile launch, period.’ I mean, the world’s either got to decide that North Korea is utterly dangerous … I’d recommend, look at electromagnetic pulse, which changes every … equation about how risky these weapons are

One morning, just like 9/11, there’s going to be a disaster

I have yet to see the United Nations do anything effective with either Iran or North Korea

It’s very dangerous to have a fantasy foreign policy, and it can get you in enormous trouble

All serious conversations gravitate towards philosophy

Submission Accomplished.

Puberty screwed up levels of gauging whether his drugs were working or not. He was having more seizures, hundreds a day

They removed the part of the brain that has the most epilepsy activity

Now Jake is only having a little tiny episode once every three weeks. To me, that’s a home run. We never thought that was possible

– Actor Greg Grunberg’s son has epilepsy and he talks about it.

Wake up people.