Archive for February, 2009
The Role Model
Sphere: Related ContentThis is not a situation where any anti-doping rule was violated, but we decided to send a strong message to Michael because he disappointed so many people, particularly the hundreds of thousands of USA Swimming member kids who look up to him as a role model and a hero
Bill Gates Bugs Some People
Malaria is spread by mosquitoes
I brought some
Sphere: Related ContentHere, I’ll let them roam around – there is no reason only poor people should be infected
Nancy Pelosi Wants To Scare You
Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package, 500 million Americans lose their jobs
A Mistake
I screwed up
I take responsibility for this mistake
A mistake huh? There seem to be a lot of those in Washington these days.
Sphere: Related ContentDeMint Downs Daschle
It’s very unfortunate with Tom Daschle that this has occurred, but the president needs to lead
Sphere: Related ContentHe needs to step in here and he needs to withdraw this nomination
Michael Phelps Is A Moron
I engaged in behaviour which was regrettable and demonstrated bad judgement
I’m 23 years old and despite the successes I’ve had in the pool, I acted in a youthful and inappropriate way, not in a manner people have come to expect from me
Sphere: Related ContentFor this, I am sorry. I promise my fans and the public it will not happen again
It’s All In The Panties
The politicians in Washington have been doing their best to make sure our children’s children spend their entire lives paying for the decisions made today. A lot of people deride Republicans who get caught having affairs with young scantily clad women wearing sexy panties, but maybe they are on to something.
Do you really think Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi would be as stiff as she is, if she took the time to make sure she was wearing sexy panties every day when she arrived on Capitol Hill?
What woman wouldn’t want to wear a pair of sexy panties and throw the granny panties out the window? Of course, they better throw them out the window at home, because we have all heard of the stories about some former Republican members that might want to wear them.
Now, on with the show.
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