John Kerry Endorses The Future, Not The Past
John Kerry wants us to forget the past. If we forget the past, we forget everything he has done too, which would be really nice, for him anyway.
I’m so glad he took the time today to point out that Barack Obama is younger than Hillary Clinton. I wouldn’t have known if he didn’t tell me. I hang on every word he speaks. Wait, no, I got that wrong. I want to hang myself every time he speaks.
“Who better than Barack Obama to turn a new page in American politics?”
“We are electing judgment and character, not years on this earth”
“John Kerry is a man of courage, a man of conviction and man whose life story has given him an intimate understanding of the kind of change we need right now”







Look on the bright side…At least he didn’t botch a joke. Must have been a tense time for the Obama campaign, waiting for Kerry to finish speaking without shoving his foot in to his own mouth…