Celebrities
“Well, after the divorce I went home and turned all the lights on!”
– Larry David talks about his divorce from eco-activist, Laurie David.
“I have never smoked anything in my life. I’ve never tried any drugs. I wouldn’t do anything that would cause holes in your brain or your nasal cavity. Call me Texan, but I don’t think of marijuana like that.”
– Kelly Clarkson talks about eating a marijuana cookie in Amsterdam.
Do all Texans think like her?
Do all Texans think like her?
I leaped up onto the car and I bounced and I flew all the way across the intersection. And I land right on my butt in the middle of the intersection. ‘Am I dead? No I’m not dead. Do I have any bones broken? No. Purse still intact.
– Elisha Cuthbert talks about getting hit by a car in New York City.
